Top 15 Reasons Why "Star Wars" is Better Than "Titanic"
Top 15 Reasons Why "Star Wars" is Better Than "Titanic" Date: Wed, 02 Jun 1999 06:38:58 PDT (15-A) Titanic morals: a. gamble, b. cheat on your fiance', c. pose nude for pictures, d. premarital sex is OK if you're infatuated. (15-B) Star Wars morals: a. fight evil, b. do good, c. respect all life even if it's ugly and slithers, d. rescue princess, e. save planet. (14.) Leia is a princess, a senator, a freedom fighter, and Jedi material; Rose is just marriage bait. (13.) Ewoks throw better parties than either first class or steerage. (12.) Titanic is egalitarian by portraying poor people as sympathetic characters. Star Wars is egalitarian by promoting bug-eyed amphibians to Admiral. (11.) We know Cal is the bad guy because he sneers at the poor and treats his fiancee like property. We know Darth Vader is the bad guy because he strangles people and blows up p